VERSE 1:
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf,
While jacking off listening to mozart,
You bitch and moan about LA,
Wishing you were in the rain reading hemingway.
You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars,
You're so indie rock it's almost an art,
You need SPF 45,
Just to stay alive.

CHORUS:
You're so gay and you don't even like boys.
No you don't even like,no you don't even like no you don't even like boys.
You're so gay and you don't even like boys.
No you don't even like,no you don't even liiiiiiiike.

VERSE 2:
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal,
You're so skinny you should really supersize the deal,
Secrelty you're so amused that nobody understands you.
I'm so mean cause i cannot get you outta your head,
I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead,
I can't believe i fell in love with someone that wears more make up than.

CHORUS:
You're so gay and you don't even like boys.
No you don't even like,no you don't even like no you don't even like boys.
You're so gay and you don't even like boys.
No you don't even like,no you don't even liiiiiiiike.

Hey!
Oh,

Oh oh oh oh OH !
La la,la la.
Doo doo doo ba ba bow,
Doo doo doo da da dayy.
You're so gay,
You're so gay.

You walk around like you're oh so debonair,
You pull 'em down and theres really nothing there,
I wish you would just be,
Real with me.

CHORUS:
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
And you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like boys
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
And you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
Oh no no no no no no
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
And you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like boys
You?re so gay and you don?t even like boys
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like
No you don?t even like? PENIS!